Aint That A Hell Lyrics

song lyrics Ain t That A Hell Of A Note lyrics I hollered, "Hey honey, I m home" Like I do every day at four But the TV ain t on and the car is gone She must be at the store Then I spied this piece of paper It looked like a list of things to do But when I got down to number six I realized we were through (One) The plumber couldn t make it today (Two) I ve decided that I m going away (Three) The dog s at the vet, the hearing is set Do you see what I m trying to say? (Five) Don t forget to take out the trash (Six) I m sorry but I m not coming back You can t sugar coat what she really wrote Now ain t that a hell of a note I just stood there and scratched my head As my chin dropped to the floor But not even a tear after all these years I expected a little bit more I was countin on grabbin a good, cold beer Stretchin out on the couch But she went by the numbers And I got counted out (One) The plumber couldn t make it today (Two) I ve decided that I m going away (Three) The dog s at the vet, the hearing is set Do you see what I m trying to say? (Five) Don t forget to take out the trash (Six) I m sorry but I m not coming back You can t sugar coat what she really wrote Now ain t that a hell of a note Ah, ain t that a hell of a note song lyrics