Anything Like Me lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Anything Like Me lyrics Songwriters: Dubois; Paisley, Brad Douglas; Turnbull; I remember sayin I don t care either way Just as long as he or she is healthy I m okay Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen And said, "You see that thing right there, well you know what that means" I started wondering who he was going to be And I thought heaven help us if he s anything like me He ll probably climb a tree too tall and ride his bike too fast End up every summer wearin something in a cast He s gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street He s gonna get in trouble, oh he s gonna get in fights I m gonna lose my temper and some sleep It s safe to say that I m gonna get my payback if he s anything like me I can see him right now, knees all skinned up With a magnifying glass tryin to melt the Tonka truck Won t he be a sight with his football helmet on? That ll be his first love til his first love comes along He ll get his heart broke by the time he s in his teens And heaven help him if he s anything like me He ll probably stay out too late and drive his car too fast Get a speeding ticket, he ll pay for mowing grass He s gonna get caught skippin class and be grounded for a week He s gonna get into trouble, we re gonna get in fights I m gonna lose my temper and some sleep It s safe to say that I m gonna get my payback if he s anything like me He s gonna love me and hate me along the way Years are gonna fly by and I already dread the day He s gonna hug his momma, he s gonna shake my hand He s gonna act like he can t wait to leave But as he drives out he ll cry his eyes out if he s anything like me There s worst folks to be like, oh he ll be alright if he s anything like me song lyrics