Bad Day lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Bad Day lyrics and it just keeps going and it just keeps.. So I m in the airport getting ready to leave heading to a friends wedding in the NYC but my head has been spinning I m forgetting to eat, all this jet setting has really been getting to me. It s already 11:20 and I m ready to sleep but instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat, an isle seat, fine by me but the guy that s insides always trying to pee. With a wild child behind that s crying _ flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams So I silently plead "Oh God, please let there be a hunny sitting 27B" but of course a morbidly obese beast is in the seat that weeses when it breathes _ is at least three deep and he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees _ just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars and when I thought that it couldn t be worse, I forgot my iPod. I m having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I m having a bad day. and it just keeps going and it just keeps... X2 So four hours of turbulence, we land when I m about to turd in my pants, but the captain is seat belt fastened. So my ass is just passin gas and at last I escape from the plane when I m minutes away from clinically insane. I make my way towards baggage claim when I hear a high pitched voice scream my name. Some dumb B****, it was a high schooler while shes sweating shes telling me she likes my ___ I just smile and think how great it would be if I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep. So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi. In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis. I m having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I m having a bad day. and it just keeps going and it just keeps... X2 I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom Tell him I moved and I need some water and food and I m probably gonna stay in and watch a movie but the tube has no HBO so anything I want yo I m paying for but I m lame and broke so I m laying in a robe watching that Little People Big Roles show right then there s a knock at the door, it s my last hope for a Spanish _ who will change my sheets in exchange for penis "Hi, I ve lost my ****, have you seen it?" Jesus, this day is the worst, at least I can give me a little jerk and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I m just having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I m having a bad day. and it just keeps going and it just keeps... X2 song lyrics