Calling It Quits lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Calling It Quits lyrics He s a serious mister Shake his hand and he ll twist your arm With monopoly money We ll be buying the funny farm So I ll do flips, And get paid in chips From a diamond as big as the ritz-- Then I m calling it quits Eyes the color of candy Lies to cover the handicap Though your slippers are ruby You ll be led to the booby trap And there s no prize, Just a smaller size So I m wearing the shoe til it fits-- Then I m calling it quits Now he s numbering himself among the masterminds Cause he s hit upon the leverage of valentines Lifting dialogue from judy garland storylines Where get-tough girls turn into goldmines But oh, those polaroid babies Taking chances with rabies Happy to tear me to bits-- Well, I m calling it quits Yes, I m calling it quits. song lyrics