Cereal Wars lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Cereal Wars lyrics Get up early in the morning, going to the store. Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It s the cereal war. Fucking store never has the monsters and they never get more. Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It s the cereal war. I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it s got a condom in the box. I ll try some cocoa puffs today who the fuck is Sonny anyway? Some say Dino s are the best, they ve got more marshmallows than the rest. There s not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from Wheaties. Now it s dinner time and I m going back to the store. I had some Erkles, liked em a lot. It s the cereal war. I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs. The soggies will never get Cap n Crunch, I guess I ll have Crunch Berries for lunch. Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that s the only kind I ll eat. Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs! Do I look like a fuckin squirrel to you? song lyrics