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song lyrics Cheapskates lyrics I have been a washer up An he has been a scrubber up An I seen him a picking up Dog ends in the rain An he has never read a book Though I told him to take a look He lifted his poolhall cue For another game But it ain t no modern miracle That we found the golden rule What you can t buy you gotta steal An what you say can t steal you better leave I don t like to hang about In this lonely room Cos london is for going out And trying to hear a tune But people come pouncing up to me And say what are you doing here You re supposed to be a star Not a cheapskate bleeding queer Like a load of rats from a sinking ship You slag us down to save your hip But you don t give me the benfit Of your doubt Cos I ll bite it off and spit it out We re cheapskates anything ll do We re cheapskates what are we supposed to do? An we can rock Hey hey let s roll An we can walk An do the stroll Just because we re in a group You think we re stinking rich N we all got model girls Shedding every stitch N You think the cocaine s flowing Like a river up our noses N every sea will part for us Like the red one did for Moses Well I hope you make it one day Just like you always said you would some day And I ll get out my money and make a bet That I ll be seein you down the launderette song lyrics