Chimney Song lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Chimney Song lyrics is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that s such a pain to me rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree The third thing at Christmas that s such a pain to me hangovers, rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree The fourth thing at Christmas that s such a pain to me sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree The fifth thing at Christmas that s such a pain to me five months of bills, sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree The sixth thing at Christmas that s such a pain to me facing my in-laws, five months of bills, I hate those Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up these lights, and finding a Christmas tree The seventh thing at Christmas that s such a pain to me the Salvation Army, facing my in-laws, five months of bills, sending Christmas cards, oh geez, I m trying to rig up these lights, and finding a Christmas tree The eighth thing at Christmas that s such a pain to me I want a Transformer for Christmas, charities, and what do you mean "your in-laws"? five months of bills, ugh! making out these cards, Edith get me a beer huh? what, we have no extension cords? and finding a Christmas tree The ninth thing at Christmas that s such a pain to me finding parking spaces, Daddy I want some candy! donations, facing my in-laws, five months of bills, writing out those Christmas cards, hangovers, now why the hell are they blinking? and finding a Christmas tree The tenth thing at Christmas that s such a pain to me batteries not included, no parking spaces, buy me something! get a job you bum! facing the in-laws, five months of bills, yo ho, sending Christmas cards, oh geez look at this, one light goes out, they all go out! and finding a Christmas tree The eleventh thing at Christmas that s such a pain to me stale TV specials batteries not included, no parking spaces, Mom I gotta go to the bathroom! charities, she s a witch, I hate her! five months of bills, oh, I don t even know half these people! who s got the toilet paper? get a flashlight I blew a fuse, and finding a Christmas tree The twelfth thing at Christmas that s such a pain to me singing Christmas carols, stale TV specials, batteries not included, no parking, waaaaaaaaaaah! charities, gotta make em dinner, five months of bills, I m not sending them this year, that s it! shut up, you! fine! You re so smart, you rig up the lights! and finding a Christmas tree song lyrics