Come On Everybody lyrics Lyrics

Come On Everybody lyrics [Girl] Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!! Shit [Em] Yo, mic check Testing one, two, um... twelve (whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz) [Em] This is my dance song (Outsidaz) Can you hear me? (Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young Zee) [Em] Aight, ay turn my headphones up (bust it bust it) [Eminem] My favoite color is red, like the blood shed from Kurt Cobain s head, when he shot himself dead Women all grabbin at my shishkabob Bought Lauryn Hill s tape so her kids could starve (I can t stand white people!) You thought I was livid, now I m even more so Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat I got a wardrobe with an orange robe {*wolf whistle*} I m in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show (Yo can you sign this right here?) I just remembered that I m absent minded Wait, I mean I ve lost my mind, I can t find it I m freestylin every verse that I spit cause I don t even remember the words to my shit (umm, one two) I told the doc I need a change in sickness and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis Put my LP on your Christmas gift list You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (8X) [Eminem] Yo.. yo yo yo yo I tried suicide once and I ll try it again That s why I write songs where I die at the end Cause I don t give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!) I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd and yell out loud, "All y all get the hell out now" Fuck rap, I m givin it up y all, I m sorry (But Eminem this is your record release party!) I m bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford Guess I m just a sick sick bastard who s one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain t got it all) One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage (ohhhhhhh) And if you ever see a video for this shit I ll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (8X) [Eminem] Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit Cause they think that I m a motherfuckin Beastie Boy {*wolf whistle*} So I told em I was Mike D They was like, "Gee I don t know, he might be!" I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock s next concert I ll be standin by the Loch Ness Monster (okay) peace out (bye!!)" Then I jetted to the weed house Smoked out til I started bustin freestyles Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick (*slurping*} Made a couple of crank calls collect [*brrrrrrring, click*] "Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?" I wanna make songs all the fellas dub And murder every rich rapper that I m jealous of So just remember when I bomb your set Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (20X)