Constipated lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Constipated lyrics [Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne] Eat out Whatchya cooking for? My friends think I m such a bore Just cause I won t go with them out to eat Processed meat I steer clear of Burger King Fast Food It just ain t my thing And if you understood what it does to me You would see Cause then later on I m stuck in the john I trying to relax I m taking ex-lax I ve so stressing out There s zilch coming out of me Tell me Why does fast food make me so constipated? No matter what I order doesn t come back out It gets me frustrated It makes no differnce What I get, you can bet If it s meat, or it s sweet Could be fries, there s no compromise My gastrointestinal track doesn t wanna take it No, no, no I drove out to see the Doc I m still coping with the shock Cause next thing That I know, he s giving me A colonoscopy Then when I m out of stamina Time for another enima What s worse They still don t know why Micky D s is making me A slave to the can A Metamucil man I can t seem to go I m tense head to toe The viens in my neck Are bulging out of me Tell me Why does fast food make me so constipated? No matter what I order doesn t come back out It gets me frustrated It makes no differnce Where I go, Domino s Dairy Queen, Krispy Kreme KFC, no thank you please My gastrointestinal track doesn t wanna take it No, no, no No, no, no No, no, no No, no, no Eat out Whatchya cooking for? I can t take this anymore Don t you even think about inviting me Can t you see That when I get home I m stuck on the throne I trying to relax I m taking ex-lax I m so stressing out There s zilch coming out of me Tell me Why does fast food make me so constipated? No matter what I order doesn t come back out It gets me frustrated It makes no differnce What I try, or apply Sour Kraut, Brussel Sprouts Pune Juice, it s just no use My gastrointestinal track doesn t wanna take it No, no, no song lyrics