Couldnt Care Less lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Couldn t Care Less lyrics I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball It s not so much the game I like it s the hats See this white band around my neck? it s nice! It s not just fashion Hartz made it to protect me from ticks fleas and gnats I couldn t care less what s in a chocolate mousse I couldn t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice I couldn t care less how old are ernie and bert I couldn t care less what s under kd lang s skirt Shaggy said to velma, "hey now velma how you doing? " And velma said "jinkies shag I m just fine." Then daphne said to fred "hey let s get drunk down in the forest" And all night fred was yakking up red wine I couldn t care less why was fonzie cool I couldn t care less how sweat hogs do in school I couldn t care less how do they fill the caramilk bar I couldn t care less my car says "the door, is ajar." I couldn t care less what s in a chocolate mousse I couldn t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice I couldn t care less how old are ernie and bert I couldn t care less what s under kd lang s skirt I wish I had a nickname like crusher, snake or kenneth Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals When I grow up I ll name my children alice albert and alfred I ll call them for supper like this, "dinner s ready, al!" I couldn t care less what morton downey says I couldn t care less what s on the head of my pez I couldn t care less do zoodles need a trained zookeeper? I couldn t care less why s the super big gulp cheaper No really, that s ridiculous I couldn t care less what s in a chocolate mousse It s ground up antlers I couldn t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice Apples, cheese, broccoli I couldn t care less how old are ernie and bert Their like fourty or something I couldn t care less what s under kd lang s skirt I really don t know song lyrics