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song lyrics Davey s Song lyrics He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me! What? He no pay for his four scorpion bowl Oh, boy I m the kinda guy that can t stand the holiday So I drink them all away That s me I don t decorate no trees And I won t eat no potato lakees But I ll give this old ladies melons a squeeze That s just who I am Well, I ll never spin a dreidel But I ll always throw an egg And I ll Charlie horse your leg for laughs While you re singing your holiday tune I m acting like the town Bafoon Whipping out my big white scary moon And blowing a beef your way I hate folks who think reindeer are cute To me they re just something to shoot I hate love, I hate you, I hate me Well I m a snowmobile stealing No tis the season feeling Kind of guy (Kind of guy) This time of year sucks So I take my numchucks And make sure every snowman dies Believing in Santa s all wrong And Chanukah s eight days too long I hate love, I hate you, I hate me I hate love, I hate you, I hate me song lyrics