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song lyrics David Makalaster lyrics I m David Makalaster Your ten o clock newscaster My lips are moving faster than My mind can comprehend I m David Makalaster Your ten o clock newscaster Some call me Mr. Mcaly-Mouth But think of me as friend If you believe the things I tell you I ve a bridge or two to sell you And since I ve cut my intake down My liver s on the mend Cause I m David Makalaster Your ten o clock newscaster Good evening and here s what s new Isn t it awfully nice To live in a world Where everything s exactly how it seems We live in a world Where all you have to do Is sit around and dream About the things that make ya happy The things that make ya smile Lay back, relax Apathy s back in style I m David Makalaster Your ten o clock newscaster And I firmly execute Every word I say I m David Makalaster Your ten o clock newscaster Only 6% of America Thinks that I am gay If you believe the things I tell you I ve a bridge or two to sell you And if you see the spider Don t spill your cords and whey Cause I m David Makalaster Your ten o clock newscaster Good evening and here s what s new Isn t it awfully nice To live in a world Where everything s exactly how it seems We live in a world That strokes you in the fire To build up steam We live in a world Where all you have to do Is sit around and dream About the things that make ya happy The things that make ya smile Lay back, relax Apathy s back in style Apathy s back in style I m David Makalaster Your ten o clock newscaster Good evening and here s what s new song lyrics