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song lyrics Democratic Process lyrics (You could be the President) (You could be the President)    (One nation, oh my god) (You could be the President) I went to my dentist s at 3rd and Market That wisdom tooth had to go I d never seen my dentist so friendly before As he put me under he shook my hand and said "Congratulations" Was he saluting my courage? I woke up to the smell of cigar smoke I thought I heard my name being shouted I opened my eyes, I was onstage standing right next to the candidate Across the hall I saw banners with his name and mine My mouth was still numb but I smiled big I still had the bib around my neck One of the press photographers yelled "How about a couple without the bib?"    And it s true    Here I am    This could never happen in Russia    Look Ma, it s me    Restores my faith in the democratic process I ve never understood party politics And I ve never figured out how vice-president candidates are chosen Who would have believed it s from your dental records    But it s true    Here I am    This could never happen in Russia    Look Ma, it s me    Restores my faith in the democratic process    Yeah it s true    This could only happen in America    Look Ma, it s me    I ve got some faith in the democratic process This could never happen in Russia Hi Mom song lyrics