Double Diet lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Double Diet lyrics [Parody of "Picture" by Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow] I live on burgers, Cheetos, and ice cream Got nothing but lard in my blood stream Guess my sweet tooth was something more than a phase Been fueling up on cupcakes and Twinkies Gained so much weight my girl left me She said to call her if I ever change my ways I put the pizza away Went on a diet today I can t wait till I get thin then I ll show her I put the pizza away I m gonna lose some weight I can t wait till I get thin then I ll show her I missed you last night at the hotel I even missed your bacon and beer smell Then it finally dawned on me how to make things right I pulled up to a fast food venue Ordered everything on the menu Time to go back home and stuff my face Picked up a pizza today I m gonna power binge I m gonna eat till nothing s left in the fridge I m gonna hit the buffet I m gonna gain some weight I can t wait till I get fat then I ll show him Been hitting Ben and Jerry s for breakfast You know I finally got the hang of this Slim Fast Since you ve been gone I ve been gaining/losing so much weight I ve been jogging instead of taking the car I ve been eating mayonaise straight from the jar I was making dessert I was off to lift some weights Now I m liking what I see on the scale So I sent a picture out in the mail Oh hey look you sent one too Let s just.. whoa, hey wait / OMG! I saw your picture today I see you ve changed your ways You know I think I liked you better the way you were I saw your picture today I see you lost/gained some weight I just called to say don t bother to come back home I just called to say don t bother to come back home song lyrics