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song lyrics Dr Phil lyrics I m lying here on your couch feeling lousy My life s a great big mess I m crying here and all you ve done Is perscribe me lots of drugs I can t stay on your Prozac Cause it s making me itch I can t stay on your Zoloft Cause it s making me twitch I said I m sick of all this medicine So just stuff your little pitch I found an alternative Cause yesterday I turned on the tube And some bald headed dude Started telling me what to do And I swear I don t need your pills Just give me some cable And let me watch Dr. Phil I need Dr. Phil My eyes are glued to the screen as he lectures me He tells me to get a grip And all of the other shows they were different Maybe Dr. Phil can help I can t stand my lifestyle Cause it s making me fat I m afraid to make commitments Tell me what is up with that I trying to potty train my kid again But he s being a little brat I think I ll write in today Cause he cares That I had an affair And that I m losing my hair And that life can be so unfair And I swear I don t need your pills Just give me some cable And let me watch Dr. Phil I need Dr. Phil He knows That I m watching his show And that my job really blows And that I like wearing pantyhose And I swear I don t need your pills Just give me some cable And let me watch Dr. Phil I need Dr. Phil My friends think I m a mama s boy But I tend to disagree I m still living with my parents And I m turning forty-three I said I need to wash my hands again Cause I m feeling OCD I think I ll write in today Cause he s the man With the seven step plan And I m his biggest fan He s my Shady and I m his Stan And I swear I don t need your pills Just give me some cable And let me watch Dr. Phil I need Dr. Phil He says I need to get real I need to get smart I need to get going here And I swear I don t need your pills Just give me some cable And let me watch Dr. Phil I need Dr. Phil song lyrics