Drag King Bar lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Drag King Bar lyrics Drag King Bar well I was bored with the lesbian scene I told myself I gotta find another thing so I strapped on my boots and I walked down the street and I rolled right in to the local d.k.b. (drag king bar, that is) when I walked in at quarter to eight well I thought that I might be straight at the drag kind bar last night it s unlike me to look at boys when the girls are packing toys I can dig that scene all right then across the bar he played the air guitar and mouthed those words real sexy it was then that I surely knew that this one would be a two if I played my cards just right well I was drunk and I was bored and he was cute so I was lured at the drag king bar last night where all the boys are really girls and the fags whip out their pearls at the drag king bar last night then at a quarter to ten he scoped me again and drank his beer so sexy it was then that I surely knew that this one would be a two by the end of the night tonight then he used the line that works everytime he said hey is this seat taken? I said no he said let s go I said where I don t care I m a scorpio take me home right now then at a quarter to twelve as I began to delve into that drag king last night well my thoughts were so strange boy my luck sure had changed I was queen to the king last night song lyrics