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song lyrics Earthquakes And Sharks lyrics Went down to Mexico, I drove my black El Camino I met up with an old gringo He showed me round, and said to call him Joe. I was there about a week or so, Wound up in the general hospital, Joe said don t drink the water no more, How the hell was I supposed to know? Drove up to San Diego Saw a sign for Mission Beach And so, went out deep into the ocean, Saw a shark and had a stroke. Back in the ambulance I go, Had a dream about a girl I used to know, She said "I got to warn ya bout Mexico and California." Earthquakes and sharks to start us off, If Chupacabras ain t enough, Black widow spiders and killer bees, Ain t no shade and ain t no trees. Black bears and heat, polluted air, There s traffic jams beyond compare. That s all I got to warn ya bout Mexico and California. Woke up and said I got to go, Doc said "Relax, just take it slow." I tried to argue, but don t you know, Bout California and Mexico? Right then, the doctor hit the floor, The building shook, then shook some more, I looked down at him and swore, "You son of a bitch! I told you so!" Earthquakes and sharks to start us off, If Chupacabras ain t enough, Black widow spiders and killer bees, Ain t no shade and ain t no trees. Black bears and heat, polluted air, There s traffic jams beyond compare. That s all I got to warn ya bout Mexico and California. [x3]. song lyrics