Eggman lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Eggman lyrics [verse 1] I looked out the window seen his bald head Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg I scoped with my scopes he had no hair Launched that shot he was caught out there Saw the convertible driving by I loaded up the sling-shot, let one fly He went for his to find he didn t have one Put him in check, correct my egg-gun The egg, a symbol of life Go inside your house and bust out your wife I pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke The trigger I pulled, his face the yoke Reached in his pocket took all his cash Left the man standing with an egg mustasche Suckers they come a dime a dozen "When I say dozen you know what I m talkin about boy" [verse 2] Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg He was playing the wall and he broke his leg Tossed it the window three minutes hot He hit the Rastaman and said,"Bloodclot" What came first the chicken or the egg I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg Riding the trains, in between cars when I pull out the station Your gonna get your drive-by egging Plaguing L.A.,"Yo, you just got my little cousin essay." Sometimes hard-boiled, sometimes runny It comes from a chicken not a bunny, dummy People laugh, it no joke my name s "Yauch" And I m throwing the yoke "Now they got me in a cell," but I don t care It was then that I got caught catching people out there [verse 3] We all dressed in black We snuck up around the back We began to attack, the eggs did crack on Jesus back Sam I am, Down with the program Green eggs and ham, Yosemite Sam Come Halloween you know I come strapped I throw it at a sucker and I m "k-pap" You made the mistake you judge a man by his race You go through life with egg on your face You woke-up in the morning, peculiar feeling Looked up a saw egg dripping from the ceiling The family, the punk rocks, the business man I ll dog anybody with the egg in my hand It s not like the crack that you put in a pipe But the crack on your forehead here s a towel now wipe song lyrics