Eight Easy Steps lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Eight Easy Steps lyrics How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment How to defer to men in solveable predicaments How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you How to have that not work and have them run away from you How to keep people at arms length and never get too close How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most How to pretend you re fine and don t need help from anyone How to feel worthless unless you re serving or helping someone [Chorus:] I ll teach you all this in 8 easy steps A course of a lifetime you ll never forget I ll show you how to in 8 easy steps I ll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best How to hate women when you re supposed to be a feminist How to play all pious when you re really a hypocrite How to hate god when you re a prayer and a spiritualist How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success [Chorus] I ve been doing research for years I ve been practicing my ass off I ve been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you [Chorus] How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else How to keep smiling when you re thinking of killing yourself How to numb a la holic to avoid going within How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything [Chorus] song lyrics