Em Calls Paul Skit Lyrics

Em Calls Paul (Skit) lyrics Aye yo Paul, It s Em I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing And I know that he s not thrilled about the video What does he wanna be startin somethin ? Well I ll show him who s really bad Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls You should really take a look at the man in the mirror And tell him to beat it because I won t stop till I get enough Do you remember the time we were watching the Billy Jean video? Well he ll always be that Michael to me And it doesn t matter if he s black or white Because I can t stop loving him and I hate plastic surgeons And I hope they all fucking die! How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot I want to touch him but I can t Excuse me, I m taking a shit Sorry Anyways, call me back I have this idea about how I want to end the show So, hit me when you get this message fucker Oh, and by the way No I don t have a new gun [click] (goddamn it)