Everybody Vs Me lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Everybody Vs. Me lyrics Ok Check it... We got a little old lady with a poodle on a leashe And she s trying to get across the street She s walking round all crooked-like And she s looking pretty feeble and petite I m kinda thinking that the thing to do here Is that whole good samaratan shtick But I know what she s up to though I m not falling for THAT OLD TRICK! Cause things aren t always what they seem In this mixed up world of ours And you know that little lady Is actually an alien assasin from Mars She s trying to use my altruistic nature To get me in her clutch Well guess what, you re on your own there Granny Look out for that Greyhound Bus! Everybody s trying to kill me It s me against everybody else I m obviously important enough To be the target of a top secret government snuff I can t trust anybody else, can t you see? It s everybody versus me For instance... There s this guy who lives across the street Who everybody seems to trust He goes to work, he pays his dues He looks innocent enough But as he s out giving food to the poor And raising money for the children s choir I ll be teaching his kids to swear And setting his HOUSE ON FIRE! Cause it s so apparant He s a mind-controlling demon And if he thinks I m his marionette Well he s obviously dreaming It takes a certian intuitive nature To see how all this works The doctors call it a "chemical imbalance" WHAT A BUNCH OF JERKS! Everybody s trying to kill me I fight this war all by myself There s evil members of an alien race Who are constantly invading our interplanetary space If you re not with me You re against me can t you see? It s everybody versus me Whoa, I m listening to the voices here Whoa, I gotta concentate so I can hear I said I m listening to the voices And they re telling me to dissappear Oh yeah I said the voices keep telling me I gotta get outta here There s these people I ve been living with For quite a big old while They keep showing me these doctored pics Of them walking down the aisle And they keep on trying to make me Call them Mom and Dad I let them think they ve got me fooled It s really kind of sad Cause they think that I don t know That the KGB is creeping Right around the corner Then they ll kill me while I m sleeping But I ve got it all under control Using sophisticated techniques Think it s easy? You try staying up for 14 SOLID WEEKS! HA HA HA Everybody s trying to kill me You couldn t possibly understand The other day I got an insect bite That looks awfully suspicious Under ultraviolet light If I don t make it tell my story Make them see... It s everybody versus me Whoa It s everybody versus me It s everybody versus me It s everybody versus me It s everybody versus me It s everybody... song lyrics