Garbage Pail Kids lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Garbage Pail Kids lyrics Cranky Franky, Fat Head Fred, Little Ed Saliva Susie s head was an incredible red Spit dripping down her chin, I wanted to hit it I grabbed her tit, she was too slow, she didn t get it But in a minute the mini-bus would be in school I liked Dirty Dianne, she used to pee and drool Being cool is always easy on the bus with Benny-Roach They told me I was special cuz I rode the stubby coach I was never learning, The bus was driven by a German She used to yell Quit Banging Your Head Helmet Herman Ornery Jerry, these kids are all corney-scary I hated Rotten Rita and Horney Harry He used to grind the bus seats, my walkman would bust beats I would always cuss loudly on class retreats Trashy freaks with big glasses and snotty noses It turned me on to watch Crippled Carrie s body poses I was always the kid who tripped the others And shot spitballs at the Limpin Gimpy Brothers Sometimes I d get mad and say I think I m leaving Coz they d sit me next to Monkey Mike or Stinking Steven Crotchy Scott and Fruity Scooty would touch in the back Man, I d kick them on the ground, grab a crutch and attack When we got to school I couldn t wait for the ride home Cuz I d flirt the whole way with Betty The Blind Gnome The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round Round And Round.... Round And Round The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round All Day Long The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round Round And Round.... Round And Round The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round All Day Long I Remember Tyranosauras Rex handed Bridget And Pokey Paco was a Mexican Midget Phlegmmy Frank was coughing and could never beat germs I used to force him to drink spit and eat worms Henry The Hunchback would never punch back I d beat him in the hump and then I d take his lunch-pack Everyone on the bus was a vegtable head And the kid who got all the girls was Testicle Ted Man, most of them were born with this initial vegetation They told me I was gifted and in Special Education Matilda The Gorilla used to give a real scare She even gnawed off the wheel of her own wheelchair I liked being special, it was cool being different Pukey Pete would throw up his breakfast and sniff it The short bus was packed full of moody vermins I just chilled and drank Kool-Aid out of a Goonies Thermos They all dressed bad from Reeking Ralph to Dirt Tom While I laid back cool with an Alf shirt on I got my flirt on with Meaty Meghan and Melon-Head Marge But I knew something was wrong coz I was always in charge After four years they realized I wasn t retarded Man, how could this mistake happen, how was it started My file said he makes noises and twitches without stopping Turns out I was just beat-boxing, popping and locking The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round Round And Round.... Round And Round The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round All Day Long The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round Round And Round.... Round And Round The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round All Day Long song lyrics