Goalhanger lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Goalhanger lyrics He s got the bonhomie of a game show host And his handshake is so limp it s like meeting a ghost His apologies are tired cos he uses them a lot His excuses are so lame if they were horses they d be shot He lies through his teeth with impeccable grammar In the game of life he s just a dreadful goalhanger Keeping all his options open till the very last minute Checking every situation trying to work out what s in it Trying to pin him down is like nailing water to a wall He s incapable of making a commitment at all Like trying in a nail with an inflatable hammer In the game of life he s just a dreadful goalhanger Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who s never there He won t be there again today Well, that s what he told me to say He s got the natural arrogance of an exclamation mark And he wishes his bite was as big as his bark He s appealing to the referee at every single stage He s a fuzzy little bundle of impotent rage And where he ought to have patience, he only has anger In the game of life he s just a dreadful goalhanger He has a lack of humility defies imagination And he hangs round like a fart in a Russian space station He doesn t even notice as he sells you down the river Cos he s one of life s takers and he s looking for a giver He smirks and shrugs his shoulders as he drops another clanger In the game of life he s just a dreadful goalhanger song lyrics