Grandmas Lawn lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Grandma s Lawn lyrics Knees on legs, toes on feet Hair on chest, itchy vest Woolly pants, nylon socks Leather boots smash down the grass Oh, grandma s lawn has just been mown Ten feet tall, overgrown with weeds Cold blue light, warm red light Blue-green grass, jangling glass These things I bought, Comisio sauce Lima rice, water cress and Misco soup So spare a thought for Albert Gott Coloured lights, see-through tights Moist-wet lips, heavy hips Silvery sheets, crumbling thoughts Parting legs, curried eggs The meal we had was very bad Too much Yin and not enough Yang Lost my plec, bloody heck Who s got my plec, break his neck The rent s due, feeling blue Got no bread, so in the street We all will meet with nothing to do No place to eat, nowhere to glue dolly friends To my surprise, in a teardrop reflected A scene there is you Surrounded by vast carpet of bell-blue There is me too song lyrics