Hangover Mondays Lyrics

song lyrics Hangover Mondays lyrics My bedroom smells like stale beer and cold McDonalds Fries I woke up for my interview with mucus in my eyes My morning pee reminds me of a sprinkler I once stole, Do you know how hard it is to get 3 streams in I bowl Chorus Hangover Mondays- Tuesday looking great Hangover-over Monday- I burped to taste the dinner fries I ate My image in mirror keeps moving in frame To the rhythmic pulsing pounding of the blood in my Brain It s- hard-.Its hard to find my toothbrush since it s use The Night before It gathered up a -hairball I when I found It on the floor Hangover Monday take a little Advil for The head Hangover Monday this is what my mother Always said... Your liver gonna kill you Your livers gonna kill you Just wait and see So I ll get another one like David Crosby Hangover Monday s and Mickey Mantle Hangover Monday s after all this I m sure a transplant I could handle I unplugged the phone sometime around four When my girlfriend called to yell at me about My arm around a whore I couldn t recall this woman as I scratched my throbbing head Till I found her passed out naked on the floor besides my bed Hangover Monday s I woke her then I called a cab Hangover Monday s she told me that the sex was really bad song lyrics