Hermaphrodite lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Hermaphrodite lyrics [Parody of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down] I took a walk around the block to ease my troubled mind It seems I fell in love and well I guess she s quite a find There s just one problem and I don t mean to be rude But I think my woman is a dude My baby s gender is ambiguous to me And I ve seen the Springer show J just way too much to be at ease Is she man or woman, a rooster or a hen? Is she a Barbie or is she a Ken? I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man Say what s your name again? Samantha or did you say it s Sam? I can t tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite You call me weird, you call me freak Cause my girl s genetically unique But I take advantage of the things that we hold common to She watches sports and works on cars She even programs VCRs Don t tick her off cause she can bench 300 pounds I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man I d give a million bucks to find out if she sits or she stands I can t tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man Please tell me does she have testosterone or estrogen glands I can t tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite Yeah I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man Should I risk finding out or run away as fast as I can? I can t tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite She s a dude She s a dude She s a dude song lyrics