High School Football Hero lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics High School Football Hero lyrics I wanna be a highschool football hero. With an S.A.T. score less than zero. I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o. I wanna be a highschool football hero. I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game. I don t care about my future cause it is just another day. I ll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on. I m done with this brunette someone pass me another blonde. Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with roids. I ve gotta get my rest so I can party with the boys. My brain is upside-down, so I m just a little slow. I ll change my name to Bubba so that everyone will know... song lyrics