Honeymoon Song lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Honeymoon Song lyrics We were shoveling sunshine, the hard times were the good times In the back of a good times van, wedding ring fresh on your hand I guess you were a little shy, when you gave me some nipple pie You reached over and grabbed my wood, don t you know that it felt so good. With you is where I belong, that s why I sing this honeymoon song? Well I spilled my red wine, just below your borderline Finally got your bra undone. My Johnson was on the run Your head was a keeping time; you were blowing more than my mind I was slapping on your behind, parked in the bush doing sixty-nine Honey with you I can do no wrong. That s why I sing this honeymoon song Your nails were digging in. Your teeth were biting skin Then you pulled out a big black whip Took me on a love slave trip I screaming for my life Whatever happened to my wife? Said to call you Madam X Well this ain t no country boy sex! You beat me black n blue for so long Guess it s my fate, this honeymoon song You locked the doors on the Chevy van Slapped the cuffs on my hands I couldn t even try to shout You strapped a red ball in my mouth I was thinking bout the wedding vows How that s a bad idea now I was thinking till death do us part Buddy that s a bad place to start Oh where has my sunshine gone? It s too late, it s my honeymoon song song lyrics