I Cant Dance lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics I Cant Dance lyrics +I Can t Dance I can t dance. I can t dance. Besides, I m two feet shorter than the girls are. All these dancing parties are just plain dumb. When they asked, I should have said, "I can t come." There s a girl with braces, Standing by the punch bowl and she s making funny faces. I guess she wants to dance. I can t dance. I can t dance. Besides I look so awful in these braces. If that boy wants me to dance, I ll just die. I m so tall, and he s about three feet high. Ever since September, I ve been taking dancing lessons, now I can t remember How the heck to dance. Pardon me. My name s Jeff. And I don t mind if you are tall and skinny. And those braces on your teeth, They re real neat. Thank you for the compliment, Gee you re sweet. Your name is Carlotta. I met you last summer when we went to Camp Granada. We oughta try to dance. Right foot first. Left foot next. I think you re sposed to do it to the music. You don t really look so bad, just your ears. When do you take your braces off? Four more years. By the time your teeth are ready, I ll be two feet taller, and I ll ask you to go steady. Then we ll dance. song lyrics