I Cant Stand L Lyrics

song lyrics I Can t Stand L.a. lyrics Well I love New York like everyone And I go to Las Vegas to chill I like Denver Colorado cuz it s so laid back And Chicago keeps it real Well I only leave Dallas when I have to buy When I do I like Tulsa, OK And I ain t got nothin against California But I can t stand L.A. Well Orlando Florida is humid but it s swell Austin and Nashville, both freakin rock (yes they do) And New Orleans is evil but it s part of the appeal You can gamble, drink and swear until you drop The state of Ohio has been great to our band Along with Philly and Green Bay I got nothing but love for Hollywood But I can t stand L.A. I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe Indianapolis, Hartford too Boise, Memphis, Sioux Falls, and of course KZ Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo Atlanta is our home away from home And here s a shout out to Sauge (Take a moment to explain where Sauge is... Oh ya it s St. Louis) And I wish my friends would leave that place Cuz I can t stand L.A. Traffic sucks, no protected lefts (That Ranger s so cool) Snooty fucks, pollution fills the air Gang fights, seven dollar beer And instead of breaking off into the sea And now to give Los Angeles the benefit of a doubt Jammy, Camel, In n Out and great sushi And adversity everywhere Really hot chicks wearing next to nothin And the Santa Monica Pier Thank you for our hair metal and the 84 olympics And for BFFs radio play Well please don t take this personally No I m happy to visit but I m happier to leave And I guess what it is I m tryin to say is I can t stand L.A. song lyrics