I Think My Dads Lyrics

song lyrics I Think My Dads Gone Crazy lyrics [Intro:] [Tuning TV] [Eminem Snortin Crack] [TV Presenter:] Hello boys and girls Today we re gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a daddy? I ll bet you do [Door opens] Who s your daddy? [Hailie:] Daddy, what re you doing? [Beat starts] [Eminem:] Haha [Eminem & Hailie:] Ok then! everybody, listen up! [Eminem:] I m goin to hell, who s comin with me? [Hailie:] Somebody, please help him! [giggle] I think my dad gone crazy! [Verse #1:] There s no mountain I can t climb There s no tower too high, No plane that I can t learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you There ain t nothing I can t take this chainsaw to [Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound] Fuckin brain s brawn, and brass balls I cut em off, I got em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed, Sunglasses with elton john s name, on my drag wall I m out the closet, I been lying my ass off All this time, me and dre been fucking with hats off [Dr Dre:] Suck it marshall [Eminem:] So tell Laura and her husband to back off Before I push this motherfucking button and blast off And launch one of these russians, and that s all [Hailie Makes Explosion Sound] Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off? [Knocking] Hailie, tell em baby [Hailie:] My dad s lost it [Chorus:] [Eminem:] There s really nothin else to say I, I can t explain it [Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy! [Eminem:] A little help from Hailie Jade won t you tell em baby [Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy! [Eminem:] There s nothin you could do or say that could ever change me [Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy! [Eminem:] There s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie [Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy! [Verse 2:] It s like my mother always told me [Eminem Impersinates His Mom] Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana, And codeine and goddamit, you little motherfucker If you aint got nothin nice to say then don t say nothin Uh.. Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin dick Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin cocks per second I d rather put out a motherfucking gospel record I d rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammo Can t you see why I m so mean? if y all leave me alone, this wouldn t be my M.o. I wouldn t have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man I don t know no more Am I the only fuckin one who s normal any more? [Hailie:] Dad [Chorus] [Verse #3:] My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what you re seeing is a genius at work Which to me isn t work, so it s easy to misinterpret it at first, Cuz when I speak, it s tongue in cheek I d yank my fuckin teeth before I d ever bite my tongue I d slice my gums, get struck by fuckin lightning twice at once And die and come back as vanilla ice s son And walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n grind" comes on More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a Plane Aimed at the World Trade, standin on Ronnie s grave, Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that s pretty much the gist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids love It Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers I don t blame you, I wouldn t let hailie listen to me neither [Chorus] [Outro:] [Eminem:] Crazy [Hailie:] Ha ha You re funny daddy! song lyrics