I m At Home Getting Lyrics

song lyrics I m At Home Getting Hammered (While She s Out Getting Nailed) lyrics We started in the morning, carried well into the night. Throwing dirty dishes with all our might It s a sad commentary on a marriage that has failed. I m at home getting hammered, while she s out getting nailed Police pulled into my trailer park Domestic violence will cost you after dark Late night with her boss, says they re trying to make a sale I m at home getting hammered, while she s out getting nailed I m at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair Watching jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman s hair Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail I m at home getting hammered, while she s out getting nailed She used to bring me beer and love all over me Right before I went on disability My wiggler aint so straight, I got whiskey dick She don t perk it up, cause her ankles got so thick The moral of this story is sad but true, I love to drink, and she loves to screw Hobo s got a better life, out riding on the rails I m at home getting hammered while she s out getting nailed song lyrics