If I Had lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics If I Had A $1,000,000 lyrics If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I d buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I d buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I d buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile) If I Had $1000000 I d buy your love. If I Had $1000000 I d build a tree fort in our yard. If I Had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn t be that hard. If I Had $1000000 Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere ([Talking:] We could just go up there and hang out. Like open the fridge and stuff, and there d be foods laid out for us With little pre-wrapped sausages and things. Mmmmm. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don t have pre-wrapped bacon. Well can you blame them. Yeah) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that s cruel) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I d buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I d buy you John Merrick s remains (All them crazy elephant bones) If I Had $1000000 I d buy your love If I Had $1000000 We wouldn t have to walk to the store If I Had $1000000 We d take a limousine cause it costs more If I Had $1000000 We wouldn t have to eat Kraft Dinner. (But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we d just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchup with it. That s right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that s cruel) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I d buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I d buy you a monkey (haven t you always wanted a monkey?) If I Had $1000000 I d buy your love If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000 If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000 I d be rich. song lyrics