If You Choose Me lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics If You Choose Me lyrics If you choose me over him I ll make you proud, I ll make you grin I ll write a poem about your smile I ll buy you hats cause I dig your style I ll tell all my buddies how good you kiss While I m away only you I ll miss I ll share my records and stay really clean I ll never fuss nor be mean In front of all your friends, I ll kiss your ass I ll leave behind my violent past If you choose me, if you choose me Why won t you choose me over him If you choose me over him, I ll make you proud On me you can depend To be nice to your momma, take your daddy fishin I ll make you biscuits then clean the kitchen There will be credit cards for all your desires We can walk in the park And hold hands for hours I ll rub your feet I ll scratch your back I ll brush your hair and then comb it back We ll find that old boyfriend who treated you bad You can cuss him out while I kick his ass I ll wash your clothes, I ll pay the bills You can paint the bedroom anyway you feel I ll quit cussin and lose 10 pounds I ll swear you re skinny when you get round song lyrics