Im So Glad Im Lyrics

song lyrics I m So Glad I m Not Married lyrics Written by Kevin Bacon "We want this to become the You re So Vain of the millennium." KB There s a line around the block, and it stretches a mile They re gonna pay good money to see your dazzlin smile You got a come-hither look in your babydoll eyes And you got the kind of body make a man tell lies And when you re standing next to me, you do the little things you do I say, I m so glad I m not married, so glad I m not married I m so glad I m not married, to you You re the center of attention everywhere you go Sittin on the boys laps puttin on a show You get your clothes and your shoes and your drugs for free And God knows you ve got a lot more money than me When you re bendin over just to give us all a better view I say, I m so glad I m not married, so glad I m not married I m so glad I m not married, to you You introduce me to your guy and you say your love is true Well he s a better man than I, cause he s got to live with you In the movie of your life, he is just an extra in it But baby, if you were my wife To have and hold, the truth be told I couldn t take it for a New York minute Now you re crying cause the paper printed something rude You say you never, ever, ever, ever touched that dude Well, it s the National Enquirer it can t be true But I m not so sure they got it wrong about you You re feeling kind of tragic and your eyes get misty-blue (boo-hoo!) I say, I m so glad I m not married, so glad I m not married I m so glad I m not married, to you song lyrics