It Couldn t Please Lyrics

song lyrics It Couldn t Please Me More lyrics [FRAULEIN SCHNEIDER (spoken)] Herr Schultz. Can I beleive what I see? But this is too much to accept. It s so rare... so costly... so luxurious... If you brought me diamonds, If you brought me pearls, If you brought me roses Like some other gents Might bring to other girls, It couldn t please me more Than the gift I see; A pineapple for me. [SCHULTZ] If in your emotion You begin to sway Went to get some air Or grabbed a chair To keep from fainting dead away, It couldn t please me more Than to see you cling To the pineapple I bring. [BOTH] Ah... [FRAULEIN SCHNEIDER] I can hear Hawaiian breezes blow [BOTH] Ah... [SCHULTZ] It s from California [FRAULEIN SCHNEIDER] Even so. How am I to thank you? [SCHULTZ] Kindly let it pass, [FRAULEIN SCHNEIDER] Would you like a slice? [SCHULTZ] That might be nice, But frankly, it would give me gas. [FRAULEIN SCHNEIDER] Then we shall leave it here, Not ot eat, but see: [BOTH] A pineapple... [FRAULEIN SCHNEIDER] For me. [SCHULTZ] From me. [BOTH] Ah... [dance] [FRAULEIN SCHNEIDER (spoken)] But you must not bring me any more pineapples. Do you hear? It is not proper. It is a gift a young man would bring to his lady-love. it makes me blush. [SCHULTZ (spoken)] But there is no-one... no-one in all of Berlin who is more deserving. If I could, I would fill your entire room with pineapples! A pineapples For you, [FRAULEIN SCHNEIDER] From you. [BOTH (with Emcee)] Ah... Ah... [FRAULEIN SCHNEIDER (spoken)] I think I will lie down for a few moments. My head is spinning! [SCHULTZ] Fraulein Schneider... good evening. [FRAULEIN SCHNEIDER] Good evening, Herr Schultz. (Opens her bedroom door, turns to Schultz.) I am... overwhelmed! (She goes in and closes the door.) song lyrics