Jesus Is My Girlfriend lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Jesus Is My Girlfriend lyrics Look at my hands  They re all over you  My rusty nails stuck to you like glue  My arms around you like audio tape  Got a little red horn underneath this cape  It s not dirty  It s not rude  I ll go to Kuwait if I wanna get, wanna get,  Wanna get crude  It s not filthy  It s not lewd  I wanna get famous just so I can get sued  Guess who s my girlfriend, yeah, ten out of ten  Yeah it s Jesus, she s my girlfriend  Want to know who my boyfriend is,  No, nought out of ten  Jesus ain t a man, she s my girlfriend  Jesus is my girlfriend  It s not drink, It s not food  It s a man in a shuttle with a tube  I can t fly, so what, I can t cook  Can t even catch a tune with a hook  I ve been to Hong Kong & South Dakota  In a little wood plane without a motor  Got a girl in bed, when I took it further  Where Jamaica? No I coaxed her. Ha! Ha!  I love her  My girlfriend  I love her  My girlfriend song lyrics