Jobe Bells lyrics Lyrics

Song Lyrics  Jobe Bells lyrics dashing through these hos, cadillac s and sixty fo s, on three wheels we go, clocking lots of doe, Cellphone ringtone ring, my song "Because I Got High", smoking weed while I watch, the police flying by! Oh, jinglebell, East Palmdale Jobe is back and not whack, Oooh found your daughter and you finally caught er and you mad cuz I m black, ahaha I fucked her good, just like I should, I think I blew her balloon, I didn t use a condom and now we have a problem: she havin my baby in June (say what?!) I know this holiday hooker, I think her name is Jan, and if you aint got no money (hell yeah), she s got a layaway plan, I got a blowjob from her friend, I think her name is Gwen, my dick plugged up her mouth; she couldn t get no oxygen! Oh jinglebell, county jail, Jobe s from the hood, skinny women suck my dick real good but their butt cheeks feel like wood (ouch!) I be swimmin, in big fat women, when I m in the sack (ooh!) why have a skinny little bicycle bitch when I can ride a Cadillac?! I met this beautiful woman, she said she was Hawaiian, she said she didn t like black guys, however she was lyin she d seen my go detonas, all my coupes and cash, she licked my hairy balls, like chocolate coconuts! Oh, jinglebell, shotgun shell, sheriff got a gun, he pulled the trigger, shot that nigger look at that mo fucka run! hit im in the head kicked him in the ass, put a kneecap in his chest, went to the court, and told the judge, "This man was resisting arrest!" Song Lyrics