Lazy Man lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Lazy Man lyrics It s not that I don t love you, you know how much I do It s not that I m afraid at all, or that I m feeling blue I m not angry I m not sick, there s nothing wrong me You must understand my love I m lazy, lazy as can be I m a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery Waking up and working are two kinds of hell Loafing is a sacred vow If you re watching you might be able to tell, I m rolling over now Go ahead, take a walk if you like Play some tennis, water plants, ride your bike I ll be here inanimate, idle, pardon me if I appear suicidal Oh I lay my head on a hard loaf of bread wake me when the meal is through Breakfast in bed would be better instead, if I only didn t have to chew I m a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery Waking up and working are two kinds of hell Loafing is a sacred vow If you re watching you might be able to tell, I m rolling over now song lyrics