Little Butterball lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Little Butterball lyrics +Little Butterball I m called Little Butterball, Dear Little Butterball, Though I could never tell why. My calories mount. My cholesterol count Is as high as an elephant s eye. They told me to diet. I promised I d try it, Yet somehow my weight would not budge. Each Metrecal cookie To me tasted ookie, So I covered it with hot fudge. I ate watercresses, And other such messes, And pushed all my favorites aside. I said to the caterers, "No more mashed potaterers, Just baked, and hash browned, and french fried." I sing this sad song Cause my diet went wrong, Though I honestly tried to pay heed. I don t care how high Is an elephant s eye, But an elephant s rear I don t need! song lyrics