Luckiest Loser lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Luckiest Loser lyrics [VERSE 1] Man your really one heck of a guy Best friends since junior high You showed me Playboy for the very first time That was rad We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the front row I pierced your ear right before the show We stole your brother s beer and he didn t know Whoa [1ST CHORUS] Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love Or did you just want to get some That girl is crazy she s a lo-co-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You d better run for cover Cause she s tickin like a time bomb And did i mention that youbothsuck.com Now your stuck with her Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar. I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER [VERSE 2] I met her at a kegger passed out in the yard Gettin in her pants wasn t really that hard 6 months later she crashed my car That was rad She s got a growth from her spray on tan Marilyn manson is her favorite band I really think she might worship Satan, not a fan [2ND CHORUS] Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love Or did Ya just want to get some That girl is crazy she s a lo-co-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You should run for cover Cause she s tickin like a time bomb And did i mention that youbothsuck.com Now he s stuck with you Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo Like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper Guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER [BRIDGE] Mel Gibson, Danny Clover you deserve each other I ll leave the weapon when you take her home ta Meet your mother She was a superstar Back seat of my car Those days are over now But Life goes on ye ah [3RD CHORUS] Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love Or did you just want to get some That girl is crazy she s a lo-co-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You d better run for cover Cause she s tickin like a time bomb And did i mention that youbothsuck.com Now your stuck wit her Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar. Like number two on a pooper scooper I guess that makes me te LUCKIEST LOSER That girl is crazy she s a lo-co-motion(luckiest loser) I know you know she used to be my girl(luckiest loser) You d better run for cover cause she s ticken like a time bomb(luckiest loser) And did i mention that you both suck song lyrics