Man Of The Year lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Man Of The Year lyrics I wake up every morning Six o clock, I m right on time I eat a low fat breakfast I tie a perfect tie I kiss the wife, I hug the kids I pat the dogs and cats I never lose anything My car keys or my hat Cause I m the man of the year I m the man of the year I never cheat at finals Or miss a day at school My urine tests are perfect My prostate is a jewel Cause I m the man of the year I m the man of the year I m the man of the year I m never, ever jealous I m never, ever cruel I m a graduate of Harvard Where I never broke the rules The Queen made me a knight The Pope made me a saint The President plays golf with me I make Madonna faint So why am I so lonely Depressed and in despair If I pull this trigger in my mouth Will anybody care It was the greatest funeral I laid in perfect state And later I will meet the Lord I bet He just can t wait To meet the man of the year I m the man of the year Stand in line to meet the man I m the man, I m the man, I m the man song lyrics