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song lyrics Marilyn Monroe lyrics MRS JOHNSTONE ONCE I HAD A HUSBAND YOU KNOW THE SORT OF CHAP, I MET HIM AT A DANCE AND HOW HE CAME ON WITH THE CHAT TEDDY BOY Y DANCIN . I THINK YOU RE A BLEEDIN CRACKER. MRS JOHNSTONE HE SAID MY EYES WERE DEEP BLUE POOLS MY SKIN AS SOFT AS SNOW TEDDY BOY LOVELY. MRS JOHNSTONE HE TOLD ME I WAS SEXIER THAN MARILYN MONROE AND WE WENT DANCING WE WENT DANCING. THEN, OF COURSE, I FOUND THAT I WAS SIX WEEKS OVERDUE. TEDDY BOY Y WHAT !?? MRS JOHNSTONE WE GOT MARRIED AT THE REGISTRY AN THEN WE HAD A "DO". GUESTS BRING ON THE BEVVIES. MRS JOHNSTONE WE ALL HAD CURLY SALMON SANDWICHES AN HOW THE ALE DID FLOW. GUESTS CHEERS. MRS JOHNSTONE THEY SAID THE BRIDE WAS LOVELIER THAN MARILYN MONROE GUESTS AND WE WENT DANCING, YES, WE WENT DANCING. MRS JOHNSTONE THEN THE BABY CAME ALONG WE CALLED HIM TEDDY BOY DARREN WAYNE. MRS JOHNSTONE THEN THREE MONTHS ON I FOUND THAT I WAS IN THE CLUB AGAIN. TEDDY BOY I MARRIED A BLEEDIN RABBIT. MRS JOHNSTONE AN THOUGH I STILL FANCIED DANCING MY HUSBAND WOULDN T GO. TEDDY BOY GET LOST WILL Y . MRS JOHNSTONE WITH A WIFE HE SAID WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF MARILYN MONROE NO MORE DANCING NO MORE DANCING. BY THE TIME I WAS TWENTY-FIVE I LOOKED LIKE FORTY-TWO. WITH SEVEN HUNGRY MOUTHS TO FEED AND ONE MORE NEARLY DUE ME HUSBAND, HE WALKED OUT ON ME A MONTH OR TWO AGO TEDDY BOY TA-RA. MRS JOHNSTONE FOR A GIRL THEY SAY WHO LOOKS A BIT LIKE MARILYN MONROE AND THEY GO DANCING THEY GO DANCING YES, THEY GO DANCING THEY GO DANCING. song lyrics