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song lyrics Master Charge lyrics My wife has a charge card That I got her the other day I owe five hundred dollars That s just for yesterday I said, "Honey, here s a present, go out and shop around Get a couple of dresses and browse around downtown" She did just what I told her, bought one, two or three Then came home looking silly, making goo-goo eyes at me Master Charge Master Charge A Bank of America card Master Charge Master Charge A Bank of America card Master Charge Master Charge A Bank of America card I said, "Did you get your dresses?" She said, "Yes, one or two But I had to get me some shoes and I needed Some jewelry too" She had $200 dresses That I could have made and I can t sew Fifty Dollars pair of shoes And I thought you so and so I said, "What about the jewelry?" As calmly as I could She said, "Honey, you ll love them They re pure African wood" Master Charge Master Charge A Bank of America card Master Charge Master Charge A Bank of America card Master Charge Master Charge A Bank of America card Let s charge it! Let s charge it! She said, "They were $200 and I paid One and a half" I just didn t believe it I was so mad I had to laugh I could see it in my mind On a horse like Paul Revere I check my mail box Cause these bills keep coming here. Master Charge Master Charge A Bank of America card Master Charge Master Charge A Bank of America card Master Charge Master Charge A Bank of America card Charge it Let s charge it Let s charge it song lyrics