Mister White Keys lyric Lyrics

song lyrics Mister White Keys lyrics He s a friend to all the stars Made a fortune selling cars Not beyond a little sleaze He s Mister White Keys Wifey loves the tanning booth Just a little altered truth Made America s Who s Who If he could do it so could you Sheltered in tax brackets Higher than an angel s cloud Pontificates on rackets And cheats on his wife with his pals Once he met a musician Shook his hand like a Soul man Not a lot like you or me He s Mister White Keys He climbs into daddy s Benz and goes Collecting the rents of those Welfare cheats A lot of trouble when he tries to find the beat He dances like a shovel with a couple left feet He said he d rather own the whole damn town Than be graceful or be well-endowed He exaggerates a bit Foot and mouth a perfect fit He s the one who tried the cheese He s Mister White Keys I feel sorry for the guy I laugh when I see his shtick All that poor bastard wanted Was to make it with the beautiful chicks But that don t excuse the prick He s Mister White Keys He climbs into daddy s Benz and goes Collecting the rents of those Welfare cheats song lyrics