Ode To Playboy lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Ode To Playboy lyrics [Parody of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam] Oh where oh where can my Playboys be? My mom took em away from me I gotta find out where she hid all my books So I can read my Playboys when she leaves for work Well I came home about a quarter to ten Was down at Tommy s hanging out with my friends I turned my key, I walked into the house My Mom and Dad were sitting down on the couch When I saw what Mom had, my face turned red She said we found these underneath your bed I couldn t talk, my knees got weak My Mom found out that I m a porno freak And just when I thought things got as bad as they could She said she s confiscating them for my own good Oh where oh where can my Playboys be? My mom took em away from me I gotta figure out where she hid my books So I can read my Playboys when she leaves for work Well now it s late, I m lying in my bed Miss October s dancing through my head Suddenly, my Dad turned on the light Said "follow me" and tiptoed down out of sight We went to the shed, I looked inside and said "Holy cow, he found my porno pile!" He winked his eye and then he went back up to bed I turned around, went back into the shed Well now it s over, but you know I thank the stars She didn t find the tape inside my VCR But now I ve got my pornography My Dad gave it all back to me He s such a cool dude he gave back all my books Now I can read my Playboys when Mom leaves for work song lyrics