On The Road Again lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics On The Road Again lyrics Well, I wake up in the morning There s frogs inside my socks Your mama, she s a-hidin Inside the icebox Your daddy walks in wearin A Napoleon Bonarparte mask Then you ask why I don t live here Honey, do you have to ask ? Well, I got to pet your monkey I get a face full of claws I ask who s in the fireplace And you tell me Santa Claus The milkman comes in He s wearing a derby hat And you ask why I don t live here Honey, how come you have to ask me that ? Well, I asked for something to eat I m hungry as a hog So I get brown rice, seaweed And a dirty hot dog I ve got a hole Where my stomach disappeared Then you ask why I don t live here Honey, I gotta think you re really weird. Your grandpa s cane It turns into a sword Your grandma prays to pictures That are pasted on a board Everything inside my pockets Your uncle steals And you ask me why I don t live here Honey, I can t believe that you re for real. Well, there s fist fight in the kitchen They re enough to make me cry The mailman comes in Even he s gotta take a side Even the butler He s got something to prove Then you ask me why I don t live here Honey, how come you don t move ? song lyrics