Plastic Jesus lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Plastic Jesus lyrics I don t care if it Rains or freezes As long as I ve got my Plastic Jesus Ridin on the dashboard Of my car Through my trials And tribulations And my travels Through the nation With my plastic Jesus I ll go far Ridin down the thoroughfare With a nose up in the air A wreck may be ahead But he don t mind Trouble comin He don t see He just keeps his eye on me And any other thing that lies behind With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I ll go far I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car When I m in a traffic jam He don t care if I say damn I can let all my curses roll Cos Jesus plastic doesn t hear Cos he has a plastic ear The man who invented plastic Saved my soul With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I ll go far I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car An if I weave around at night Policemen think I m very tight They never find my bottle Though they ask Cos plastic Jesus shelters me For his head comes off you see He s hollow and I use him like a flask Woa Woa Woa Save me I don t care if it s dark or scary Long as I got magnetic Mary Ridin on the dashboard of my car I feel that I m protected amply I ve got the love of the whole damn family Ridin on the dashboard of my car With my plastic Jesus I said goodbye And I ll go far And I said with my plastic Jesus I said sittin on the dashboard of my car When I m goin fornicatin I ve got my ceramic Satan Sittin on the dashboard of my car Women know I m on the level Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil Sneerin from the dashboard of my car song lyrics