Plastic Or Paper lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Plastic Or Paper lyrics I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of bleach      Five cans of cat food, a chicken, and a peach      I had enough trouble picking out all this food      I can t stand decisions, I think it s so rude      That you ask me if I want Plastic or Paper      I don t know...just a bag!      PLASTIC      Oh, plastic sounds OK, just put in a bag         and let me go home      PAPER      Or, well, maybe paper s better...I don t know how         to make a decision about this...      Well, then the clerk, he says to me:      "Mr. Consumer, please pause to reflect      The choice that you make can have a global effect      On lumberjacks and turtles, politicians and fish      Would you like a paper bag, is that your wish?      On the other hand I offer a bag that won t leak      And besides, it s got handles!"      PLASTIC      Well, OK, give me a plastic bag,         make it a plastic one      PAPER      OOOOh, no, maybe I ll have...Maybe...         Maybe a Paper Bag!      Yeah, it s such a big decision, I ve got a bunch of a bananas         and a bottle of bleach,         and what am I gonna put it in...?      PLASTIC OR PAPER      PLASTIC OR PAPER song lyrics