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song lyrics Rehab Center For Fictional Characters lyrics Hey I m Santa Claus, I m the king of snow I hate my wife because She is ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear That Santa s only s pose to come once year Now I buy whores Rock n roll And I stuff their stockings With my north pole I had a wonderful life With a healthy household And a beautiful wife And a pot full of gold Then my wife spent my riches all by herself And since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf Now I drink all day And a part of me dies Cause my wife s gettin gangbanged By the rice krispie guys Everyday I get up, and I get to work late, My boss says "hey what sup?" I say I m grrrrrrowing tired of this shit The kids they laugh cause I m a sensitive cat "big pussy!" I can t argue with that If another kid gives me frosted flakes I swear on my life, I ll eat his parents. I m the easter bunny hey I m back Used to funny now I m hooked on crack Heaps of heroine aint no joke Marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke Coooooke Drugs for life that s my plan But now I have no attention sp?... Hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick I think they got herpes from some irish chick Santa, tony, could you guys please stop? Oh snap... crackle and pop song lyrics